Bathroom Rules Trio – Wash Your/Don’t Piss/Please Don't | Vintage Plate Trio
Fucking Hands/ Piss on the Fucking Seat/ do Coke in the bathroom! (without me)
£42.00
The perfect bathroom trio for beautifully blunt households.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate set includes three matching blue floral plates
Don't Piss on the Fucking Seat
Wash your Fucking Hands
Please don't do Coke in the Bathroom! (without me)
Designed as the ultimate cheeky bathroom set, these plates bring vintage charm and zero-nonsense reminders to your guest loo, downstairs toilet, or family bathroom.
Pretty enough to blend in, bold enough to make sure the message lands.
A classic Swears of Joy pairing that is guaranteed to make guests laugh
🚿 Matching set of three one-of-a-kind vintage china plates
💙 Coordinated blue floral design with soft gold trim
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🏡 Perfect for bathrooms, guest loos and housewarming gifts
🎁 Brilliant funny gift set
⚠️ Decorative use only – not food safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK