Bathroom Rules Set – Wash Your Fucking Hands & Don’t Piss on the Fucking Seat | Vintage Plate Pair
£30.00
The perfect bathroom duo for beautifully blunt households.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate set includes two matching blue floral plates:
Wash Your Fucking Hands
Don’t Piss on the Fucking Seat
Designed as the ultimate cheeky bathroom set, these plates bring vintage charm and zero-nonsense reminders to your guest loo, downstairs toilet, or family bathroom.
Pretty enough to blend in, bold enough to make sure the message lands.
A classic Swears of Joy pairing that is guaranteed to make guests laugh
🚿 Matching set of two one-of-a-kind vintage china plates
💙 Coordinated blue floral design with soft gold trim
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🏡 Perfect for bathrooms, guest loos and housewarming gifts
🎁 Brilliant funny gift set
⚠️ Decorative use only – not food safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK