Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Approach with Fucking Caution - Vintage China Plate

£20.00

She’s soft in florals and dangerous in heels.

This gloriously vintage plate features a rosy pin-up babe mid-garden meltdown, framed by pink blossoms and a very clear PSA:

“Approach with Fucking Caution!”

Perfect for bad moods, broken boundaries, and anyone who’s one compliment away from sobbing or starting a fire.

  • Large vintage china plate

  • Pink rose border with retro pin-up centre

  • One-of-a-kind, hand-altered

  • Strictly decorative — but emotionally explosive

Pretty. Pissed off. Petal-powered rage.

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