Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Anxious As Fuck - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Out of stock

Because your inner voice deserves elegant tableware.

This vintage fine bone china plate features delicate floral detailing and the wildly relatable phrase “Anxious as Fuck”right in the centre — where the existential dread belongs. Equal parts pretty and panic-stricken, it’s the perfect piece for anyone who spirals, but aesthetically.

  • Genuine vintage china

  • Hand-applied lettering — totally unique

  • Not food safe (but ideal for emotional snacking)

  • One of a kind

  • For display, gifts, or your designated breakdown shelf

Own the chaos. Hang it on the wall like a badge of honour.