Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Anxious As Fuck - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Because your inner voice deserves elegant tableware.
This vintage fine bone china plate features delicate floral detailing and the wildly relatable phrase “Anxious as Fuck”right in the centre — where the existential dread belongs. Equal parts pretty and panic-stricken, it’s the perfect piece for anyone who spirals, but aesthetically.
Genuine vintage china
Hand-applied lettering — totally unique
Not food safe (but ideal for emotional snacking)
One of a kind
For display, gifts, or your designated breakdown shelf
Own the chaos. Hang it on the wall like a badge of honour.
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