Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Anxiety - Vintage Cup & Saucer
Is this poisoned? & Still spinning
£12.00
For when you’re mentally pacing but still need your tea.
This vintage-style cup and saucer set is decorated with playful lilac polka dots and trimmed in gold — because anxiety doesn’t care how cute the china is.
The saucer politely observes:
“Still Spiralling”
…and the cup hits you mid-sip with:
“Is this poisoned?”
Perfect for anyone whose brain won’t shut up, especially while drinking something warm and entirely safe (probably).
Vintage fine china cup & saucer with lilac polka dots and gold edging
Hand-altered with anxiety-fuelled humour
One-of-a-kind, for decorative use only
Safe space for overthinkers
Panicked. Pretty. Painfully real.
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