Anal? - Vintage Floral China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Sweet blue florals, a gentle gold rim… and absolutely no polite intentions.
This vintage plate plays the long game — elegant at first glance, then delightfully inappropriate once your brain catches up.
Perfect for gallery walls, cheeky gifts, or anyone who enjoys their decor with a raised eyebrow and a questionable sense of humour.
A quiet little menace disguised as a nice plate.
🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage bone china plate
🖐 Hand-altered with unapologetic sass
🚫 Decorative use only — not food safe
📏 Medium display plate
💬 Conversation-starting home decor