Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Anal? - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Polite florals. Soft scalloped edges.
One perfectly placed question.
This vintage china plate says absolutely nothing… and everything at the same time. Sweet on the outside, filthy in intent — a quiet little provocateur for shelves, walls, or anywhere guests might do a double take.
Subtle. Suggestive. Completely unapologetic.
🌸 Authentic vintage floral china plate
🌈 Phrase: “Anal?” in rainbow gradient typography
🖐️ Hand-altered with permanent decal
💋 One of a kind — no repeats, ever
🖼️ Decorative use only (not food safe)
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