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Anal? - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Delicate. Floral. Direct.
This 16cm fine bone china plate features the soft countryside elegance of the Country Lane design—forget-me-nots, honeysuckle, and a mystery pink bloom gently circling a pristine white centre.
And right there, in the middle, with absolutely no context:
“Anal?”
A single-word invitation. A shock to the senses. A plate for the brave.
Perfect for display, gift-giving, or sparking the most awkward tea break conversation of all time.
Size: 16cm (small–medium)
Fine bone china
“Country Lane” floral rim with forget-me-nots, honeysuckle, and pink blossoms
Text: “Anal?” centred for maximum effect
Decorative use only. Probably best not near food.
Handmade in the UK – one of a kind
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