Alone? Perfect - Vintage Picture Plate
I fucking hate people anyway
£20.00
Out of stock
There’s peace, and then there’s this level of solitude.
This handsome little stoat knows exactly what’s up — no small talk, no people, no problem. A beautifully illustrated vintage plate reimagined with some sweary truth for anyone who’s ever preferred their own company (and maybe a glass of wine).
🖤 Original vintage plate – approx. 8–9 inches
🎨 Hand-altered using professional ceramic decals
💋 Sealed, decorative only – not food safe
🔥 One of a kind – never to be repeated
📦 Carefully packaged for postage/shipping
Whether it’s for your wall, your desk, or your “do not disturb” energy — this plate is pure introvert power, Swears of Joy style.