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Alas, I have no more - Vintage China Plate
FUCKS TO GIVE
£16.00
Out of stock
When life, work, or the world in general has fully drained your supply of fucks, this plate says it all — elegantly, of course.
Hand-altered vintage china featuring the phrase “Alas, I have no more fucks to give” in bold pink lettering against classic fruit and berry detail. Perfect for the exhausted, the dramatic, or anyone running on sarcasm and caffeine.
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
🍑 Decorative only – not food safe
💋 Hand-altered with permanent design
📏 Approx. 16 cm diameter
🎁 Ideal gift for anyone done with everyone
🚚 Carefully packaged for safe postage/shipping
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