đSecret Santa Surprise Plate â One-of-a-Kind Sass
Small Vintage China Plate
ÂŁ10.00
Out of stock
Hosting a Christmas dinner or party? These Secret Santa Surprise plates are the ultimate icebreaker. Each oneâs a one-of-a-kind piece of sweary vintage china, wrapped in festive paper and ready to be swapped, unwrapped, and laughed at. Nobody knows which design theyâll get until the big reveal.
Perfect for:
Secret Santa gift exchanges đ
Christmas dinner party table chaos đœ
That mate who loves a cheeky surprise đ
Every plate is unique â no repeats
Already wrapped and ready to give
Decorative only â not food safe
Pure festive mischief, zero beige
Make your party unforgettable (and maybe a bit unprintable).
đ One-off mystery saucer â sweary surprise, 5 to 6 inches of pure cheek.
âš Each plate is one-of-a-kind, no repeats
đ Wrapped & ready to gift (mystery design)
đź Even we donât know whatâs inside
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Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers, dinner parties or Christmas Lunch
đ May cause shocked faces & laughter
Not food safe â purely decorative (and wildly offensive).