🎁Secret Santa Surprise Saucer
Vintage China Saucer
£10.00
Secret Santa should be a surprise… so why should the shopping be any different?
Each parcel contains a one-of-a-kind vintage china saucer featuring a single delightfully rude word, complete with a display stand and wrapped ready for gifting.
Every parcel is wrapped exactly the same, so I don't even know which word you're buying. It's a surprise for both of us.
Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers, work dos, family gift swaps or anyone who appreciates a little festive mischief.
No choosing.
No peeking.
Just unwrap it on Christmas Day and hope Nan isn't sitting next to you.
🎁 One-off mystery saucer – sweary surprise, 4 to 6 inches of pure cheek.
✨ Each plate is one-of-a-kind, no repeats
🎄 Wrapped & ready to gift
🔮 Even I don’t know what’s inside
🎅 Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers, dinner parties or Christmas Lunch
🙊 May cause shocked faces & laughter
Not food safe – purely decorative (and wildly offensive).